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(fwd) [rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons] Re: Critique me please!!!

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Subject: [rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons] Re: Critique me please!!!
Date: 25 Mar 1998 09:37:25 +0100

Subject: Re: Critique me please!!! 
From: David Schmidt <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: rec.games.computer.ultima.dragons

Ophidian Dragon wrote:

> OK, tomorrow, I have a script due for a dialogue in Drama class.  SInce my
> partner was busy writing the answers to her history test on her shirt, I'm
> going to have to write the script by myself.  Tell me what you htink:

> PLOT:  A woman is visiting Confession in a Catholic church.

> Woman:  Father, I have sinned.
> Father: Yes, child, we are all human.
> Woman: I skipped Mass.
> Father: FOr what reason,my daughter?  Perhaps--
> Woman: I was busy.  I was jealous of a woman's husband.
> Father: Indeed, that is a mortal sin.
>         <flips through bible for relevent scripture>
>         You need--
> Woman:  So....<smiles insanely>.....I KILLED HER WITH A MEAT CLEAVER!!!!
> Father: <jumps up and flops the bible on the floor>
> Woman: THEN I KILLED HER HUSBAND, TOO!!! <crazy laughter>
> Father: <regaining composure>
>         Child, this is a grave sin indeed.  Do you truly seek forgiveness?
> Woman: <Calm again> No.
> Father: <Confused> Then why are you here?
> Woman: Actually....<pause>.....I was looking for a date!

> THE END

> So, would this be any good for a 1 -2 minute script?

Personally, I like it.  Be careful, however, unless times have
significantly changed.  When I was in high school (soph, I think)
we had to do a project based on "Diaries of Anne Frank," so I
did something similarly Monty Pythonesque:  I had the diary of
Anne Frank's cat.  In the end, I had it escape and get run over
by a German tank in the street.  The final page was coated with
bits of (humanely trimmed) fur, boiled and dried elbow macaroni
(guts) and red food coloring.  I got into HUGE trouble over
that one.

God I was a sick kid!

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