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For Smart People Only!
This is so ridiculous I'm actually considering responding to it just to see
what the next step in the scam is...
>From: [email protected]
>Date: Sat, 13 Dec 1997 20:47:14 -0600
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: For Smart People Only!
>
>Do you need an International driver's license?
>
>Before answering, ask yourself these questions!
>
>Do I want to avoid points on my driver's license?
>
>Do I want to avoid paying fines?
>
>Do I want to avoid being forced to attend driver's
>education classes?
>
>Would I like to show an International Driver's
>License when I get stopped?
>
>Would I like to show a foreign driver's license
>when I check into a hotel?
>
>Would I like to have anonymous identification
>for private or other reasons?
>
>If your answer is "Yes!" to any of these
>questions, you need a Macronesian International
>Driver's License!
>
>For details on how to obtain a genuine Macronesian
>International Driver's License, call 513-763-3862
>and leave your E-mail address on the recording.
>
>Must be sixteen years of age or older.
>Offer void where prohibited or restricted by law.
>
--
Eric Bennett ( [email protected] ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb )
I say to heck with Janet Reno.
- Steve Ballmer, Microsoft Vice President, discussing the government
lawsuit against Microsoft
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