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Re: Angband email (fighting spam)
On 22 Oct 97 01:34:21 GMT, in rec.games.roguelike.angband Doug
Jacobs <[email protected]> wrote:
>jason barnes <[email protected]> wrote:
>
>> JEASUS! That is a bit too much... Perhaps a new monster then
>
>> The novice spammer,Then a Master spammer, finally an Emperor
>> spammer!
>
>Let's not forget a new unique: Sanford Wallace (president of
>Cyberpromotions responsible for some 20million messages a day, or so he
>claimed...)
>
>Sanford hits you
>Sanford hits you
>Sanford replaces some items in your pack!
>(this would take 1 or 2 items/stacks from you, and replaces them with
>things like a stack of bones, shards, or even iron spikes.)
>Sanford tells you to sign his "remove me" list and he'll leave you alone!
>Sanford tries to sell you some golf balls! (or other item you've gotten
>via spam)
>Sanford tells you "Want to Make Money Fast!?"
>Sanford tells you "It's not an MLM!"
>
>Description:
>A large bulk of a despicable man. Even Morgoth himself hates the sight of
>him. He's constantly trying to make a quick buck, trading supplies with
>you - even if you don't want to, or trying to sell you some worthless item.
>A kill of this most insidious creature is worth all the gratitude in the
>world for a character of any level. He can hit to attack with 1d1, hit to
>attack with 1d1, summon lesser spammers, hit to repace items, hit to
>pitch MMF, hit to pitch MLM, hit to advertise and hit to plug his "remove
>list." It moves slowly and is very vigilant for intruders. It has 10000
>hitpoints and carries 10 worthless items. You feel an intense desire to
>inflict severe pain on this creature.
>
>
>(as for lesser spammers, I have several "kills" racked up ;)
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