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Re: Angband email (fighting spam)
On 22 Oct 1997 01:39:30 GMT, in rec.games.roguelike.angband Shimpei
Yamashita <[email protected]> wrote:
>Darin Takemoto <[email protected]> writes:
>>
>>In article <[email protected]>, jason barnes <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>> Ben Harrison wrote:
>><snip>
>>> > I am now up to about 85% spam in my email... :-(
>>> >
>>> > --- Ben ---
>>>
>>> JEASUS! That is a bit too much... Perhaps a new monster then
>>>
>>> The novice spammer,Then a Master spammer, finally an Emperor
>>> spammer!
>>
>>Hmm, if Farmer Maggot can moan, and other uniques can insult, what
>>would the spammer's special attack be? No, it's just too awful to
>>contemplate...
>
>Scamfraud, The Spammer King (Spam-colored 'Q')
>Once a human named Sanford Wallace, a life of greed, thievery and
>dishonesty reduced Scamfraud to its current form--a massive, pulsating
>form of animated spam, its colour a hideous shade of pink. It knows
>no trust or honour, but only seeks to inundate mailboxes across the
>Internet in a futile attempt to satisfy its lust for wealth. Flee its
>hunger! This evil undead creature moves very erratically. It is
>magical, casting spells which fake hacker breakins, forge headers,
>drain recipient's CPU resources, paralyze other ISPs, make bogus free
>speech arguments, summon con artists, summon porn peddlers, summon
>multi-level marketers, summon spammers, summon greater spammers,
>summon net.kooks, or summon lawyers. It can pass through unsecured
>mail servers and pick up objects. It is invisible. It is cold
>blooded. It is not detected by telepathy. It takes quite a while to
>see intruders, which it may notice only after they take down its
>entire web site. It can hit to spam, hit to spam, hit to spam, hit to
>spam, hit to spam, and hit to spam. You feel an intense desire to
>kill this monster...
>
>--
>Shimpei Yamashita <http://www.patnet.caltech.edu/%7Eshimpei/>
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