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[alt.religion.kibology] Re: The Nature of Kibology
Whenever I try to mail to this list, I begin with mph-humor@ and
inevitably get two-thirds of the way through wopr.ml.org before I
realize it won't work anymore. Damn PSU.
This one is so true...
GReg
On 1 Oct 1997 09:02:07 +0200, in alt.humor.best-of-usenet
[email protected] (Kirsten Chevalier) wrote:
>Subject: Re: The Nature of Kibology
>From: [email protected] (Nick S Bensema)
>Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology, alt.culture.gard-trask
>
>Stephen Tanner <[email protected]> wrote:
>>
>>Although, if I really wanted to make money with AI, I'd make a
>>pornographic neural net. You'd give it feedback as it showed you
>>assorted sordid pictures, and it would gradually be "trained" so that
>>it could go and download exactly the nude Japanese bondage enema nurse
>>centaurs that are what you want...WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT!
>
>Or create these pictures FOR you!
>
>I wonder how many people will find out that they are attracted to things
>that don't even exist in any form of living or fictional being. Pretty
>soon it'll start streamlining the algorithms until it can come up with
>just one simple geometrical pattern that will drive you crazy. Perhaps
>it'll find one that drives EVERYONE crazy. And the person who finds it
>will make it his corporate logo and rule the world. It'll be like Joe
>Camel all over again.
>
>It could happen. I bought a two-pack of Sno Balls at the 76 station and
>as I walked home, for one brief moment, I thought... "mmm, breasts". I
>cupped one of them in the package for a few seconds, but then I realized
>what a freak I was being and just ate them like the manufacturer intended.
>
>Come to think of it, another pack of those sounds good about now..
>
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