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Fwd: BONGWATER (READ THIS)
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From: [email protected]
Newsgroups: rec.drugs.cannabis
Subject: BONGWATER(READ THIS)
Date: Mon, 16 Aug 1999 00:46:04 -0700 (PDT)
Im new to smoking bud.My roomie and I just smoked out our first joint
less than a week ago.Its awesome.Something disturbing happened over the
weekend though.We smoked a few bowls out of our new bong(we like to call
it Daisy) and afterwards my roomie suggested we drink the bongwater. I
complied and we greedily slurped down the contents of the bong.Well ever
since then strange things have been happening to us.First of all I seem
to have developed a thin coat of down over my forehead and ear regions.I
also have developed an irresistable craving for furniture polish..My
roomie has had an intense craving for glass plus. Is this normal.How
long will it last.We went to buy new furniture for our 2 bedroom apt(it
has victorian ceilings) and were nearly kicked out when the salesman
caught me nawing on a few of the freshly polished coffee tables and my
roomie(lets call him Horace) licking the mirrors of a new bedroom set.
Both of us have aversions to hair and have shaved our bodies completely
- if we come across a person with any hair on their body at all we
immediately attack them and try to eat them.We were almost kicked out of
our new apt when our landlord came by and we attacked.(she tastes like
mustard) Please let me know if you have the anecdote to this small
problem.
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