Fwd: Intermittent Positive Air Condition

• To: [email protected]
• Subject: Fwd: Intermittent Positive Air Condition
• From: "Eric M. Bennett" <[email protected]>
• Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 19:03:10 -0500
• Sender: [email protected]

For those of you looking for overly wordly phrasings, try this on for size:

>We are experiencing intermittent positive air condition causing the
>exterior doors to not secure.  Work is in progress to locate and correct,
>however being intermittent makes the correction more difficult. For
>building security reasons , please make sure when exiting after hours that
>the exterior doors lock behind you. Thanks
>
>*******************************
>Dick Clark
>Supervisor of Facilities
>Biotechnology Research Building
>*******************************


--
Eric Bennett (http://www.pobox.com/~ericb/), Cornell Biochemistry Department

Drawing on my fine command of the language, I said nothing. -Robert Benchley


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