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Microsoft Windows (fwd)
Oh boy... pull out the old mail archives, Greg...
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Gregory S. Sutter "How do I read this file?"
mailto:[email protected] "You uudecode it."
http://www.pobox.com/~gsutter/ "I I I decode it?"
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Date: Mon, 26 Sep 94 12:37:09 -0500
From: William Gates <[email protected]>
Subject: Microsoft Windows
To: [email protected]
X-Mailer: Microsoft 2.1
Message-Id: <[email protected]>
While performing TCP/IP testing in coordination with the Academic Computing
Center at the Pennsylvania State University, it came to our attention that you
are running a Windows FTP server. However, your copy of Windows is not
registered with Microsoft. If you are running a legal copy of Windows, please
remember that registering will entitle you to receive official information from
Microsoft concerning upgrade and special offers. If you are not running a
legal copy, we would like to remind you that you are violating United States
Copyright Laws, and strongly urge you to purchase a valid copy of Windows 3.1,
which will include the full documentation which you currently lack.
Thank you for your time and cooperation,
William Gates
Chairman, Microsoft Corporation
[email protected]
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