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(fwd) Re: Turing Tests (was: lying on the internet (was: Question on female masturbation))
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Date: Thu, 2 Apr 1998 19:03:44 CST
From: "W. Cathey" <[email protected]>
Newsgroups: soc.sexuality.general
Subject: Re: Turing Tests (was: lying on the internet (was: Question on female masturbation))
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
> Getting back to sex...there are programs out there to simulate a
>'netsex' experience, as if you were talking erotically to a partner
>over the internet. (Come on, you all know what I mean. <:) ) It seems
>to me these are good examples of 'limited topic' Turing programs. Has
>anyone tried a piece of software like that? Is it believable? Is it
>any good? :)
>Remus Shepherd ([email protected])
I have gone to chat rooms before and tried to get into the netsex thing, but
to be honest, every exchange I have had felt like a turing program. No
matter what direction I tried to direct the conversation, it bounced back to
me in the same monotonous direction. It was rather like an erotic backboard
in tennis.
This is the type of exchange I remember:
ME: Hi, my name is Carter. What's yours?
HER: I'm SexySlut4U. Wanna fuck?
ME: Yeah, I guess so. I am a little new to...
HER: Oh God, yes. I love looking watching you undress.
ME: Thanks. You look great too. What exactly do you look like?
HER: I'm a 19-year-old with a tight and lean body except for my enormous
breasts. Would you like to
suck on my nipples, while I take off you pants?
ME: Ok, hmmm. Love those nipples. Gee, you gotta love those nipples.
Um, um. What part of the world
do you live in?
HER: Oh God, yes, I love it when you tease me with your teeth. Ahhh,
don't bite too hard. I am going crazy.
ME: Yeah, it's something alright. Sorry about biting too hard.
HER: Oh, you're so big and hard. Do you want to put it in me?
ME: Sure. Do you need anything from me or can you take it from here.
HER: Ahhhh, that is so good. Faster. To the left. Up, up. Now slow
down and stay inside...
ME: Ok.
HER: I am so hot, it's not going to be much longer.
ME: Don't wait for me.
HER: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!
ME:
HER: That was amazing. I mean life-changing.
ME:
HER: You were incredible. I have never felt anything like that.
ME:
HER: Three orgasms in a row. WOW.
ME: Sorry about that. I went to get some chips. Now, where were we.
HER: I'll chat with you anytime. bye.
ME: Well, ok. see you around.
I just have a hard time getting aroused by such an exchange. I am not
against somebody getting their rocks off online, but it just isn't for me.
-Carter
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