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Stupid spam
I guess if you can't sell anybody swampland in Florida, you can try the
following instead.
>Received: from 38.30.155.42 (ip42.jacksonsonville4-1.fl.pub-ip.psi.net
>[38.30.155.42])
> by growl.pobox.com (8.8.7/8.8.5) with SMTP id KAA13022;
> Sun, 1 Mar 1998 10:13:58 -0500 (EST)
>Date: Sun, 1 Mar 1998 10:13:58 -0500 (EST)
>Message-Id: <[email protected]>
>From: [email protected]
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: Spanish Moss
>Content-Type: text/plain
>Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit
>
>Hi:
>
>My name is Jerry Gettel and I own the Saw Palmetto Harvesting Company. I
>wanted to let you know about
>our top quality "Spanish Moss", that we gather here in central Florida
>along the native rivers. Spanish
>Moss gathered alone the Peace River, Kissimmee River, and Arbuckle Creek
>areas is known for its
>abundance and strands that grow over 10 feet long. We clean, dry, and
>package this quality Spanish
>Moss. Florist love it because of its cleanliness and freshness.
>
>We package this fresh dried "Spanish Moss" in a 12x12x18 box (1.5 cubic
>feet) which we call our 6
>pound box. It is actually 5 pounds of spanish moss and a 1 pound box. The
>other is a 12x12x24 (2 cubic
>feet) with we call our 10 lb box. It is actually 8.5 lbs of spanish moss
>and a 1.5 lb box. In addition we offer
>contract packaging for large purchasers.
>
>Since there are no brokers or middlemen, we offer extremely competitive
>wholesale prices.
>
> 6-POUND BOX 10-POUND BOX
>
>1-4 cartons 12.00 each 16.00 each
>5-9 cartons 11.00 each 15.00 each
>10 + cartons 10.00 each 14.00 each
>
> Plus freight
>
>Orders of 200 lb. or more can be shipped via UPS 100 weight, RPS or common
>carrier.
>
>We accept Mastercard, Visa, Discover or American express. Wholesalers or
>large purchasers of 1,000
>lbs or more should contact me directly to get a competitive quote and terms.
>
>We harvest daily when weather permits and keep an adequate quantity boxed
>and ready to immediate
>rush orders. Information on my company is available on the web at
>www.sawpalmetto.com .
>
>Jerry Gettel
>The Saw Palmetto Harvesting Company
>2700 US 27 South
>Frostproof, FL 33843
>(941) 386-4009
>(800) 986-6006
>Fax (941) 385-1945
>e-mail [email protected]
>
>
>
>
--
Eric Bennett, Department of Biochemistry, Cornell University
http://www.pobox.com/~ericb (Follow "About Me" link for my PGP key.)
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