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Wrong number
>From the "letters to the editor" for the online edition of MacAddict magazine:
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SORRY, WRONG NUMBER
Talk about customer service. A kindly Intuit rep suggested I call "800-FOR-
INTUIT" for a customer service question. I dialed it, not paying attention
to the fact that FOR INTUIT contains 2 digits more than a phone number.
Surprise, surprise, dialing "800-367-4688", or "800-FOR-INTU" gets you a
hot sex phone line. I'll betcha Intuit's gonna be changing that soon!
- E. Bond Francisco
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Microsoft once declared its goal to be "Windows everywhere." Today
Windows is omnipresent, but everywhere people are whispering, "Maybe
Windows is fundamentally broken." -Windows Tech Magazine, October 1997
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