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[[email protected]: Miscr$oft Support policy]



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Date: Thu, 22 Jan 1998 21:05:42 -0700 (MST)
From: Atipa <[email protected]>
To: [email protected]
Subject: Miscr$oft Support policy 

I called up MS support today, and they answered the phone with the 
regular salutation:

"Thanks for calling Microsoft. Can I get your credit card number please?"

After instructing the "techincian" I was licensed as an OEM distributor, 
he told me I get free "callback" support. 

The funny thing is their "24-hour callback" policy: they call you back 
within 24 _working_ hours, or what ends up being up to 120 real life 
hours (over a weekend)!

I am amazed this company can be so wildy successfull with no customer 
service ability whatsoever. Four days is an awfully long time to wait for 
support.

Now I guess we can see what they mean when they say their product will be 
available in 2 months; they really 2 _working_ months (6 real)!

Kevin

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