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South Park warlord
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.warlord,alt.tv.southpark
From: [email protected] (Applet Boy)
Subject: Re: The Alphabet
In article <[email protected]>, RetroBoy <RetroBoy> wrote:
> 0-={ RETROBOY }=-0
>Livin' in the PAST - and LOVIN' it!
>
> .- <O> -. .-====-. ,-------. .-=<>=-.
> /_-\'''/-_\ / / '' \ \ |,-----.| /__----__\
> |/ o) (o \| | | ')(' | | /,'-----'.\ |/ (')(') \|
> \ ._. / \ \ / / {_/(') (')\_} \ __ /
> ,>-_,,,_-<. >'=jf='< `. _ .' ,'--__--'.
> / . \ / \ /'-___-'\ / :| \
>(_) . (_) / \ / \ (_) :| (_)
> \_-----'____--/ (_) (_) (_)_______(_) |___:|____|
> \___________/ |________| \_______/ |_________|
>
>"NO kitty! That's MY pot pie!" -Cartman
Kyle: What the hell is that?
Stan: I don't know dude.
Cartman: The one on the left kinda looks like Tom Cruise
Kenny: Mmmmm mmm mm mm mmmmm mm-mm mmm mm.
[All laugh]
Kyle: I think it's a BUAG.
Cartman: Goddamit, BUAGs piss me off. Like when they come into your room in
the middle of the night, and say "Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit"
and flip you on your stomach and put Barbie dolls up your rectum.
Stan: What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?
Cartman: You know: BUAGs.
Kyle: Cartman, BUAGs are Big Ugly Ascii Graphics.
[pause]
Cartman: Oh, BAUGs!
Stan: What were you talking about?
Cartman: Nothing!
Kyle: No really, Cartman, what comes into your room in the middle of the night.
Kenny: Mmm mmm mm mmm mmm mm.
Carman: NOTHING!
Stan: Dude, that sig isn't even McQ.
Kyle: What are we going to do about it.
Cartman: Why don't we tell it to go back to China like all the other sigs?
Stan: Cartman, there are no sigs in China.
Kyle: We need a warlord.
Warlord: Hiyee!
Stan: Warlord, what would you do if you saw a non-McQ sig with a BUAG in it?
Warlord: Now you kids shouldn't think of things like that. This is the one
open forum for discussion where we all hope that sigs are limited
to 80 columns by 4 rows.
Stan: Like that one up there?
[Warlord sees the big sig with it's BUAG and becomes angry]
Warlord: Takimatsuyokyuken!
> 0-={ RETROBOY }=-0
>Livin' in the PAST - and LOVIN' it!
> .-====-.
> .- <O> -. / / '' \ \ ,-------. .-=<>=-.
> /_-\'''/-_\ | | X)(X | | |,-----.| /__----__\
> |/ o) (o \| \ \ / / /,'-----'.\ |/ (')(') \|
> \ <_> / RIP--^^^^^^^^ {_/(') (')\_} \ () /
> ,>-_,,,_-<. vvvvvvvv `. O .' ,'--__--'.
> / . \ / \ /'-___-'\ / :| \
>(_) . (_) / \ / \ (_) :| (_)
> \_-----'____--/ (_) (_) (_)_______(_) |___:|____|
> \___________/ |________| \_______/ |_________|
>
>"NO kitty! That's MY pot pie!" -Cartman
> 0-={ RETROBOY }=-0
>Livin' in the PAST - and LOVIN' it!
>
> .- <O> -. ,-------. .-=<>=-.
> /_-\'''/-_\ |,-----.| /__----__\
> |/ o) (o \| /,'-----'.\ |/ (')(') \|
> \ <_> / {_/(') (')\_} \ () /
> ,>-_,,,_-<. `. O .' ,'--__--'.
> / . \ .-====-. /'-___-'\ / :| \
>(_) . (_) // / '' \ \ / \ (_) :| (_)
> \_-----'____--/ /|| | X)(X | | (_)_______(_) |___:|____|
> \___________/ |_\\_\____/_/ \_______/ |_________|
>
>"NO kitty! That's MY pot pie!" -Cartman
Kyle: Oh my god! He killed Kenny!
Stan: You bastard!
Cartman: Run for it!
> 0-={ RETROBOY }=-0 So what does come into your bedroom at night...
>Livin' in the PAST - and LOVIN' it! / NOTHING!
> ......8 8 O'
>"NO kitty! That's MY pot pie!" -Cartman
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