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mph-humor Digest				Volume 97 : Issue 13

Today's Topics:
	 (Annual Posting) Infrequently Asked Questions in comp.lang.c
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This document is, by far, my favorite annual posting.

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From: [email protected] (Peter Seebach)
Newsgroups: comp.lang.c,news.answers,comp.lang.c.moderated
Subject: (Annual Posting) Infrequently Asked Questions in comp.lang.c
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Date: 1 Apr 1997 09:22:53 -0600
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Summary: The annual IAQ posting.

[Copyright 1995, 1996, 1997 Peter Seebach.  All rights reserved, all wrongs
 reversed.  Unauthorized duplication and distribution prohibited.]

Certain topics never (well, hardly ever) come up on this newsgroup.
They are stupid questions, to which the answers are immediately obvious,
but they would be more fun to talk about than these arcane details of
loop control.

This article, which is posted yearly, attempts to answer these questions
definitively, succinctly, and in such a way as to discourage further
discussion.

Table of Contents:

	 1. Declarations and Initializations
	 2. Structures, Unions, and Enumerations
	 3. Expressions
	 4. Null Statements
	 5. Arrays and Pointers
	 6. Memory Allocation
	 7. Characters and Strings
	 8. Boolean Expressions and Variables
	 9. C Preprocessor
	 10. ANSI/ISO Standard C
	 11. Stdio
	 12. Library Functions
	 13. Floating Point
	 14. Variable-Length Argument Lists
	 15. Lint
	 16. Strange Problems
	 17. Style
	 18. System Dependencies
	 19. Miscellaneous

Herewith, some infrequently-asked questions and their answers: 

Section 1: Declarations and Initializations

1.1:	How do you decide which integer type to use?

A:	Use ``short'' when you need to avoid values over 32,767, ``int'' when
	you want to store integers, ``long'' for long numbers (more than 6
	digits), and ``float'' for numbers over 4 billion.

1.2:	What should the 64-bit type on new, 64-bit machines be?

A:	int.

1.3:	If I write the code

		int i, j;

	can I assume that (&i + 1) == &j?

A:	Only sometimes.  It's not portable, because in EBCDIC, i and j are
	not adjacent.

1.4:	What's the best way to declare and define global variables?

A:	In headers; this way, you can get link errors when you include the
	same header twice.  Generally, you will have to define a variable
	everywhere you want to use it, and then declare it someplace so
	you know what it is.

1.5:	What does extern mean in a function declaration?

A:	It refers to a variable which is not actually in your program.  For
	instance,

		main() {
			extern int bar;
			printf("%d\n", bar);
			return 0;
		}

	will compile without errors because bar is declared as being
	external.  (It won't run, though, because you never assign bar a
	value.)

1.6:	I finally figured out the syntax for declaring pointers to
	functions, but now how do I initialize one?

A:	With the assignment operator.  You were perhaps expecting
	a screwdriver?

1.7:	I've seen different methods used for calling through pointers to
	functions.  What's the story?

A:	In the old days, when Microsoft first invented C, the syntax for
	calling functions involved more parentheses; this was after their
	market research indicated that most C programmers would be
	coming from a Lisp environment.  Later, when Kernighan took
	over the language design (right after AT&T bought Microsoft's
	language technology), he decided to eliminate the parentheses,
	but the old form is still allowed.

	You do need the parentheses to call a function with more than
	one argument, for instance,

		int (*foo)(char *, ...) = printf;

		(*foo)("hello, %s\n", "world!");

	needs the parens, but they would not be needed for

		foo, "hello, world!\n";

	(The ``*'' just means to execute foo, just like the ``*'' on the end
	of an executable filename in ``ls -F''.)

1.8:	What's the auto keyword good for?

A:	Declaring vehicles.

1.9:	I can't seem to define a linked list successfully.  I tried

		typedef struct {
			char *item;
			NODEPTR next;
		} *NODEPTR;

	but the compiler gave me error messages.  Can't a structure in C
	contain a pointer to itself?

A:	Not exactly; it can contain a pointer to another structure of the
	same type.  Try:

		typedef struct {
			char *item;
			double *next;
		} NODEFAKE;

		typedef struct {
			char *item;
			NODEFAKE *next;
		} NODEPTR;

	Make sure that sizeof(NODEPTR) == sizeof(double).

	This technique is called a ``backwards reference''.

1.10:	How do I enter values using hexadecimal?

A:	long ints can be entered using hexadecimal notation; for instance,

		long int foo = 07;

	sets foo to hex 7.

1.11:	How do I declare an array of N pointers to functions returning
	pointers to functions returning pointers to characters?

A:	Well, first you need to know how to declare an array of N
	items of type T - that's

		T foo[N];

	Now you need to look at how to declare a pointer to function
	returning something, say, an object of type S.  That's like this:

		S (*bar)();

	Now assume that S is ``pointer to function returning pointer to
	char''.  We get

		(char *) (*)() (*bar)().

	So, the whole thing turns out to be (with appropriate parentheses)

		(((char)(*))((*)())(((*)((foo)))())([(N)]));

	If your compiler complains, break this down into subexpressions.

	To call it, just use

		foo[i]();

	This works because, in C, declaration reflects use, but it's one
	of those weird distorted mirrors.

Section 2: Structures, Unions, and Enumerations

2.1:	What is the difference between an enum and a series of
	preprocessor #defines?

A:	The enum doesn't require the preprocessor.

2.2:	I heard that structures could be assigned to variables and
	passed to and from functions, but K&R I says not.

A:	K&R I was wrong; they hadn't actually learned C very well before
	writing the book.  Later, Ritchie got a job at Bell Labs, and worked
	closely with the authors of C, allowing the 2nd edition of the book
	to be much more accurate.  (Kernighan already worked at Bell Labs,
	where he helped develop the ``kaw'' programming language, used to
	simulate crows in an international chess tournament.)

2.3:	How does struct passing and returning work?

A:	The structures are put into the low part of the VGA card's VRAM.
	They are then removed before the next video update.  This is why
	struct passing was not supported for a long time; VGA cards were
	prohibitively expensive.

	If you try to pass very large structures on the stack, you may see
	odd screen graphics.

2.4:	Why can't you compare structs?

A:	Compare them to what?  A summer's day?

2.5:	How can I read/write structs from/to data files?

A:	Loop with putchar.  Be careful; if your machine uses signed chars
	by default, all of the sign bits in your structure elements will
	be reversed.

2.6:	How can I determine the byte offset of a field within a
	structure?

A:	It's generally 4 times the number of members of the structure.
	It may be more or less on some machines.

2.7:	How can I access structure fields by name at run time?

A:	foo."name" should work.  You may need to overload the . operator,
	which, in turn, may overload your C compiler.

2.8:	Why does sizeof report a larger size than I expect for a
	structure type, as if there was padding at the end?

A:	Because there's padding at the end.  *DUH*.

2.9:	My compiler is leaving holes in structures, which is wasting
	space and preventing ``binary'' I/O to external data files.  Can I
	turn off the padding, or otherwise control the alignment of
	structs?

A:	Sure.  What you do to eliminate the padding in structures is use
	unions; for intance,

		struct foo {
			char c;
			long l;
			char d;
			char e;
			char f;
		};

	may cause struct foo to be padded to 12 bytes, rather than the
	correct size of 8.  Try

		union foo {
			double _d;
			char c, d, e, f;
			long l;
		};

	which will be 8 bytes.  (The double is for alignment.)

2.10:	Can I initialize unions?

A:	Depends.  They may go on strike when provoked.  Luckily, if your
	program involves air traffic control, the ISO standard guarantees
	that Ronald Reagan will fire any unions that go on strike, and
	replace them with structs, which should be close enough.

2.11:	How can I pass constant values to routines which accept struct
	arguments?

A:	Try foo((struct foo) 3).

Section 3: Expressions

3.1:	Why doesn't this code:

		a[i] = i++;

	work?

A:	You didn't declare either i or a.

3.2:	Under my compiler, the code

		int i = 7;
		printf("%d\n", i++ * i++);

	prints 49.  Regardless of the order of evaluation, shouldn't it
	print 56?

A:	No.  The only logical answer would be 81 - two postfix ++'s are
	automatically converted to prefix.

3.3:	I've experimented with the code

		int i = 2;
		i = i++;

	on several compilers.  Some gave i the value 2, some gave 3, but
	one gave 4.  I know the behavior is undefined, but how could it
	give 4?

A:	Because i is 2, the loop is executed twice.

3.4:	People keep saying the behavior is undefined, but I just tried
	it on an ANSI-conforming compiler, and got the results I
	expected.

A:	They were probably wrong.  Flame them mercilessly.  Be sure before
	you do that your compiler is *really* ANSI conforming, though.  If
	it turns out you were wrong, they get a legal claim on your first-born.

3.5:	Can I use explicit parentheses to force the order of evaluation
	I want?  Even if I don't, doesn't precedence dictate it?

A:	No.  To force order of evaluation, you must threaten it.  Take the
	comma operator hostage.  Using it, you can force the other operators
	to do what you want.

3.6:	But what about the &&, ||, and comma operators?
	I see code like ``if((c = getchar()) == EOF || c == '\n')'' ...

A:	As noted, once you've captured the comma operator, the others
	become docile.

3.7:	If I'm not using the value of the expression, should I use i++
	or ++i to increment a variable?

A:	++i.  Only losers and idiots use i++.  This is different if your
	native language would idiomatically use ``i increment'', but in
	English and related languages, you must use ``++i''.  Note that
	a modern program must use both, dependent on the current locale.

3.8:	Why is i = ++i undefined?

A:	Because it is unclear whether it is shorthand for

		i = 42;

	or

		i = (char *) "forty two";

	Given the ambiguity, the standards committee decided to leave it
	undefined.

Section 4: Null Statements

4.1:	What is this infamous null statement, anyway?

A:	A null statement is an expression statement consisting solely
	of the terminating semicolon.  The optional expression is dropped.
	It can be distinguished from any other statement by byte count
	or study of side-effects.

4.2:	How do I ``get'' a null statement in my programs?

A:	In ANSI C, there are six types of statements; labeled statements,
	compound statements, expression-statements, selection statements,
	iteration statements, and jump statements.  All of them, except
	the jump and expression statments, are defined in terms of optional
	preceeding text, and other statements.  The jump statements are
	never null statements.  An expression statement is considered to
	be ``a null statement'' if the optional expression part of it has
	been left out.  A null statement can appear on its own, or (most
	frequently) as the statement body of an iteration statement.  These
	two null statements are equivalent, though neither of them is
	equivalent to any non-null statement.  [*]

	You may accidentally get a null statement by deleting the body of
	a non-null statement.

	[*] Actually, they are functionally equivalent to a large set of
	non-null statements, namely, those with no side-effects.  However,
	the FDA has yet to approve any such, as their lack of side effects
	is conjectured, and not clinically proven.  This applies only to
	the ANSI standard, and not the ISO standard, as the FDA has no
	jurisdiction outside the U.S.

4.3:	Is there more than one null statement?

A:	Sort of.  You can use ``;'', ``0;'', or ``1;''
	- they will all act like a null statement.  Only the first is
	a ``true'' null statement (all bits zero).  They are basically
	equivalent.  Note that (void *) 0; is a null statement of type
	pointer to void, for instance.

4.4	But I thought { } was a null statement!

A:	No.  { statement-list[opt] } is a compound statement.  An empty
	block is not the same as a null statement, however, although it
	can be used in many of the same places.  It's really a null
	block.  (You can convert it with a cast, but it's not directly
	compatible.  For instance, you can't use a null block as one
	of the controlling statements of a for loop.)

4.5	I use the statement

		#define NULLSTMT(F)	(F) ;

	to allow me to cast a null statement to an appropriate type.

A:	This trick, though popular in some circles, does not buy much.
	The resulting code is illegal, and will not compile.  This (in
	the author's opinion) outweighs any arguable type consistency.
	It may be more common in industrial code.  If it becomes common
	practice, C++ will probably legalize it.

4.6	I use the statement

		#define NULLSTMT(F)	(F) 0;

	to allow me to cast a null statement to an appropriate type.

A:	This trick will likely work, but think: what does it really buy
	you?  Mostly, it will indicate to even the most casual observer
	that you are shakey on the concept of null statements, making it
	harder for them to check your code.

4.7:	But wouldn't it be better to use ``;'' (rather than ``0;'') in case
	the value of 0 changes, perhaps on a machine with nonzero
	no-op instructions?

A:	No.  The ``0'' of ``0;'' is not evaluated as an instruction, rather,
	it is just ignored.  The advantages of ``;'' over ``0;'' have only to
	do with poor optimizers and savings of keystrokes.

4.8:	Is a null statement a null pointer?

A:	No.  A null pointer is a pointer where all of the address bits
	are zero (no matter what the segment bits are), and can be
	obtained by typing '(char *) (int) 0'.  A null statement is
	not a pointer to anything.  They are not interchangeable, although
	you can combine them to get an effectively-null statement, such
	as

		NULL;

	This does not buy you anything.

4.9:	I'm still confused.  I just can't understand all this null
	statement stuff.

A:	Follow these two simple rules:

	1. When you don't want to do anything in source code, don't
	write it.
	2. If you need a null statement to round out an expression,
	use an unadorned ``;'' to provide it.
	3. Send large donations, checks, and money orders to the
	author of the FAQ, or the moderator of the group, whichever
	you prefer.  Then, cross the top question off the FAQ,
	answer the question at the bottom, and mail it to three
	people.  Within two weeks, you will receive 729 answers
	to various questions!  Do not break the chain; Emily
	Postnews broke the chain, and now no one listens to her.

Section 5: Arrays and Pointers

5.1:	I had the definition char a[6] in one source file, and in
	another I declared extern char a[].  Why did it work?

A:	The declaration extern char a[] simply matches the actual definition.
	The type ``array-of-type-T'' is the same as ``array-of-type-T.''
	Go ahead and use extern char a[].  (For greater portability, use
	it in both files, not only in one of them.)

5.2:	But I heard that char a[] was different from char a[6].

A:	This is true.  However, the declaration a[] is compatible with the
	definition a[6].

5.3:	So what is meant by the ``equivalence of pointers and arrays'' in
	C?

A:	Very little.

5.4:	Then why are array and pointer declarations interchangeable as
	function formal parameters?

A:	Classism.  We consider arrays ``second class objects''.  They don't
	vote, and they get treated as pointers.  Additionally, they're
	merely objects, not citizens.  Marx wrote about this a lot.

5.6:	Why doesn't sizeof properly report the size of an array which is
	a parameter to a function?

A:	Part of the ANSI conspiracy to restrict people to passing pointers;
	this was undertaken after the first discovery that passing large
	arrays recursively could cause crashes.  Since then, with the passing
	of MS-DOS, it has become a non-issue; since all serious machines
	have virtual memory, you can pass as much data as you want on the
	stack without detectable problems.

5.7:	Someone explained to me that arrays were really just constant
	pointers.

A:	Cool.  Someone I know says he saw Elvis in a local bar.

5.8:	Practically speaking, what is the difference between arrays and
	pointers?

A:	About the difference between alcohol and marijuana; they have
	different characteristics, and that's not a problem if you don't
	mix them too carelessly.

5.9:	I came across some ``joke'' code containing the ``expression''
	5["abcdef"] .  How can this be legal C?

A:	It was added to allow people to avoid the character constant
	'f' which may not be available on some systems.  (Actually, it's
	a side-effect of the equivalence of arrays and pointers.)

5.10:	How would I initialize an entire array from standard input?

A:	You have to use a loop.  For instance, the following code reads
	the numbers zero through 99 into the array a.

		for (i = 0; i < 100; ++i)
			a[i] = (scanf, ("%d", i));

	Make sure to include <stdio.h>, or this may not work.

Section 6: Memory Allocation

6.1:	Why doesn't this fragment work?

		char *answer
		printf("Type something:\n");
		gets(answer);
		printf("You typed \"%s\"\n", answer);

A:	The semicolon after ``answer'' is missing.

6.2:	I have a function that is supposed to return a string,
	but when it returns to its caller, the returned string is
	garbage.

A:	You probably returned a pointer to a local array.  That
	doesn't work.  Try using a temporary file, instead.  For instance:

		char *getstr(void) {
			FILE *fp = tmpfile();

			fputs(gets(NULL), fp);
			return (char *) fp;
		}

6.3:	Why does some code carefully cast the values returned by malloc
	to the pointer type being allocated?

A:	In interrupt-riddled code, it may be necessary to cast values to
	force the CPU to resolve pointer types.

6.4:	You can't use dynamically-allocated memory after you free it,
	can you?

A:	Yes.  However, what happens when you do is not clearly defined.

6.5:	How does free() know how many bytes to free?

A:	Interrupt 41h.  On macs, amigas, and other ``big-endian'' processors,
	that would be interrupt 14h; be wary of portability problems.

6.6:	So can I query the malloc package to find out how big an
	allocated block is?

A:	Not exactly; because the objects are dynamically allocated, their
	size can change at run time, so this will not be reliable.  If you
	restrict your allocation to allocating sizeof(void *) bytes at a
	time, you will find that you can use sizeof() to get the size of a
	block, in the obvious way.

6.7:	I'm allocating structures which contain pointers to other
	dynamically-allocated objects.  When I free a structure, do I
	have to free each subsidiary pointer first?

A:	No.  You just have to keep track of them somewhere else also.

6.8:	Was Proust's masterwork, _A Remembrance of Things Past_, the
	basis for the C library's allocation scheme, based largely on
	contextual analysis?

A:	The standard does not specify an allocation scheme; the famous
	author the allocation scheme is based on is implementation
	specified.  Proust is a common choice, however.

6.9:	I have a program which mallocs but then frees a lot of memory,
	but memory usage (as reported by ps) doesn't seem to go back
	down.

A:	You're probably not freeing the memory completely.  Try replacing

		free(foo);

	with

		free(foo);
		free(foo);
		free(foo);

	in case the first free() frees the memory only partially.
	(Unix wizards may recognize the parallel with syncing
	three times before rebooting.)

	Alternatively,
	free(foo) + 4; may free the remaining four bytes.  (Before using
	this, make sure realloc(foo, 0) returned 4).

Section 7: Characters and Strings

7.1:	How can I get the numeric (character set) value corresponding to a
	character, or vice versa?

A:	The obvious way is to write a function to do the conversion.
	(Error checking has been omitted for brevity.)

		int ctoi(char c) {
			static unsigned char *ary;
	
			/* initialize the array */
			if (!ary) {
				int i;
	
				ary = malloc(UCHAR_MAX + 2);
				for (i = 0; i < UCHAR_MAX + 1; ++i) {
					ary[i] = i;
				}
				ary[UCHAR_MAX + 1] = '\0';
			}
			if (c) {
				unsigned char *t;
	
				/* we have to skip the leading NUL */
				t = strchr(ary + 1, c);
				if (!t)
					return 0;
				return t - ary;
			} else {
				/* special case for NUL character */
				return 0;
			}
		}

	There are various clever tricks you can use to get around writing
	the function, but most are too complicated for beginners.

Section 8: Boolean Expressions and Variables

8.1:	What is the right type to use for boolean values in C?  Why
	isn't it a standard type?  Should #defines or enums be used for
	the true and false values?

A:	int (*)(int, char **) makes a good boolean type.  You can use
	``main'' for true, and ``exit'' for false.  On some compilers, you
	may need to cast exit() to an appropriate type.

8.2:	Isn't #defining TRUE to be 1 dangerous, since any nonzero value
	is considered ``true'' in C?  What if a built-in boolean or
	relational operator ``returns'' something other than 1?

A:	Very good!  For instance, one program I saw used

		#define TRUE(x) ((x) & 0x100)

	for compatability with a specific release of a FORTRAN compiler,
	which used 0 for .FALSE. and 256 for .TRUE. - this allowed them to
	change their code with every new release of the FORTRAN compiler,
	and kept them alert to changes.  This has no relationship to
	the boolean or logical operators in C, which always return 0 or 1.

8.3:	What is truth?

A:	It is not a saffron-robed monk, pissing in the snow.

Section 9: C Preprocessor

9.1:	How can I use a preprocessor #if expression to tell if a machine
	is big-endian or little-endian?

A:	#ifdef __BIG_ENDIAN should work on all known machines; Borland
	defines it.

9.2:	I've got this tricky processing I want to do at compile time and
	I can't figure out a way to get cpp to do it.

A:	Poor baby.

9.3:	How can I list all of the pre-#defined identifiers?

A:	#define __ALL_CPP_IDS - put this in a source file, and run it
	through your C preprocessor.

9.4:	How can I write a cpp macro which takes a variable number of
	arguments?

A:	Try something like this:

		#define add(x) (x)
		#define add(x, y) (x + y)
		#pragma induction add

9.5:	Shouldn't the following code:

		#define ROSE 1
		#define CHRYSANTHEMUM 2
		#define RHODODENDRON 3
		#define WATER_LILY 4

		printf("%d\n", CHRYSATHNEMUM);

	print ``2''?

A:	You misspelled CHRYSANTHEMUM.  Use abbreviations for long flower
	names in C code.

Section 10: ANSI C

10.1:	What is the ``ANSI C Standard?''

A:	A whiny bunch of lusers who haven't written as many books as
	Herbert Schildt.

10.2:	How can I get a copy of the Standard?

A:	ftp://ftp.borland.com/ .

10.3:	Does anyone have a tool for converting old-style C programs to
	ANSI C, or vice versa, or for automatically generating
	prototypes?

A:	A router helps, but your best bet is still the band saw.  Quick,
	efficient, and powerful.

10.4:	I'm trying to use the ANSI ``stringizing'' preprocessing operator
	# to insert the value of a symbolic constant into a message, but
	it keeps stringizing the macro's name rather than its value.

A:	This is because ``3'' is not a legal integral constant in C - it's
	a string constant.

10.5:	I don't understand why I can't use const values in initializers
	and array dimensions, as in

		const int n = 7;
		int a[n];

A:	Because you're not using C++.

10.6:	What's the difference between ``char const *p'' and
	``char * const p''?

A:	One `` '' character.  There are some trivial differences having
	to do with the distinction between a pointer to a constant, and
	a constant pointer, but since you can cast either to a
	(char *) it hardly matters.

10.7:	Can I declare main as void, to shut off these annoying ``main
	returns no value'' messages?  (I'm calling exit(), so main
	doesn't return.)

A:	Certainly.  You can also declare it as double.  It may not
	compile, or it may crash, but who cares?  No lousy bunch of
	whining lusers is going to tell *you* what to do.

10.8:	Why does the ANSI Standard not guarantee more than six monocase
	characters of external identifier significance?

A:	Because none of the members of the committee had names over
	six letters, or in which letters other than the first were
	capitalized.

10.9:	What is the difference between memcpy and memmove?

A:	memmove moves memory, and memcpy copies it.  memmove may
	not be supported on machines without internal robot arms.  Do not
	use memmove while the machine is powered up - you can destroy
	your memory.

10.10:	Why won't the Frobozz Magic C Compiler, which claims to be ANSI
	compliant, accept this code?  I know that the code is ANSI,
	because gcc accepts it.

A:	The Frobozz Magic Company lies through its teeth.  Consider:
	does Flood Control Dam #3 actually control floods?  Didn't
	think so.  The wands are excellent for making useless via
	casts of Float, though.

10.11:	Why can't I perform arithmetic on a void * pointer?

A:	You're too big and clumsy.  When you try to push the numbers
	together, you lose your balance.  Perhaps you should get some
	angels from the rave over on pin 3.

10.12:	What are #pragmas and what are they good for?

A:	They are useful ways to eliminate compiler features which are not
	helpful to your goals; contrast #utility, which introduces useful
	compiler features, and #absolutist, which introduces those compiler
	features believed to be right.  #relativist is supported by some
	compilers.

10.13:	What does ``#pragma once'' mean?  I found it in some header files.

A:	It means that your program will only run once; it's used to create
	``crippled demos''.

10.14:	People seem to make a point of distinguishing between
	implementation-defined, unspecified, and undefined behavior.
	What's the difference?

A:	There isn't really one; people just enjoy flaming over nits.
	(To be technical, one has a hyphen, one has a space, and one
	is a single word.)

10.15:	Is C an acronym?

A:	Yes, it stands for ``C''.  It's another of those funky recursive
	acronyms.

Section 11: Stdio

11.1:	What's wrong with this code:

		char c;
		while((c = getchar()) != EOF)...

A:	You forgot to include space for the terminating NUL character,
	so the compiler can't find the end of c without overwriting
	other memory.  In all probability, after the user types ``n<return>'',
	your code will look like

		char cn
		while((c = getchar()) != EOF)...

	which won't compile.

	Also, the ellipsis is not legal outside of function protoypes.

	Try

		char c[2]; /* include space for terminating NUL */
		while ((c = getchar()) != EOF)
			;

	Note the use of the null statement to absorb the NUL.
	(See Section 4.)

11.2:	How can I print a ``%'' character in a printf format string?  I
	tried ``\%'' but it didn't work.

A:	Break the '%' sign out.  i.e.,
	fprintf("foo " "%" "%d\n", foo);

	Alternatively, try

	sprintf("o" "/" "o") to get a "%".

	The astute reader will notice that the latter example uses sprintf,
	and the former fprintf - this is because sprintf() works by
	characters, or strings, while fprintf (``fast printf'') works on files.

11.3:	Why doesn't the code scanf("%d", i); work?

A:	You need to do this a bit differently; you should always check for
	the return from scanf, so try something like
		i = 1;
		if ((scanf, "%d", i) == 1)

	to make sure you're reading correctly.  (The assignment to i is
	 so that, if scanf fails, you still have a legal value in i.)

11.4:	Once I've used freopen, how can I get the original stdout (or
	stdin) back?

A:	Call main() - the environment will be restored.

11.5:	Why won't the code

		while(!feof(infp)) {
			fgets(buf, MAXLINE, infp);
			fputs(buf, outfp);
		}

	work?

A:	Because the end of file character is not detected on files named
	``infp''. (Introverted-iNtuitive-Feeling-Perceptive, that is.)  Also,
	it may be that the file was opened in text mode, where an end of
	file is read as a capital 'Z' on most machines, and feof() only
	looks for 'control Z'.

11.6:	Why does everyone say not to use gets()?

A:	Because they're trying to spoil your fun.  gets() can make an
	otherwise droll and predictable program a lot more exciting.

11.7:	Why does errno contain ENOTTY after a call to printf?

A:	Because stdout is not a mammal.

11.8:	My program's prompts and intermediate output don't always show
	up on the screen, especially when I pipe the output through
	another program.

A:	Have you turned your monitor on?  If not, try hitting the ``PrtSc''
	key, which will re-enable the electron guns.

11.9:	How can I read one character at a time, without waiting for the
	RETURN key?

A:	Ask the user to press enter after hitting a single character.

11.10:	People keep telling me that getch() is not standard, but my C
	compiler has it.  Are they wrong?

A:	They've been programming more than ten years.  You haven't.  Draw
	your own conclusions.  That's right!  They hadn't noticed it.
	No doubt their compilers have it too, and its behavior is identical
	everywhere else in the world, also.  That would explain everything.

11.11:	What does it matter that getch() isn't standard; it works, doesn't
	it?

A:	Well, that would depend on the definition you're using for ``works''.

11.12:	I tried to port some code from a PC to a unix machine, and now it
	crashes immediately on startup.  It isn't using getch() - it's
	reading directly from the keyboard.  How can this be wrong?

A:	The chances are you forgot to run the Unix linker; currently your
	code is linked to your PC hardware, and won't run anywhere else
	until it's linked to the new hardware.  It may also need to be linked
	to someone with a brain.

11.13:	How can I redirect stdin or stdout to a file from within a
	program?

A:	execlv("main()" "> file", argv);

11.14:	How can I recover the file name given an open file descriptor?

A:	You will have to search the filesystem for files of the same size
	as the file you're reading, and compare information in them to
	find the file you're working on.

11.15:  How do I open Flood Control Dam #3?

A:	PUSH THE YELLOW BUTTON.
	TURN THE BOLT WITH THE WRENCH.
	(You must have the wrench, first.)

Section 12: Library Subroutines

12.1:	How can I convert numbers to strings (the opposite of atoi)?  Is
	there an itoa function?

A:	There's frequently an itoa function.  Better yet, write your own;
	it'll be good practice.  On some implementations, (char *) x;
	will convert x to a string.

12.2:	How can I get the current date or time of day in a C program?

A:	fprintf(stderr, "please enter the current time and date...");
	fflush(stderr);
	gets(stdin);

12.3:	I need a random number generator.

A:	Count errors in Herbert Schildt's C books.  No one has detected
	any consistent pattern.

12.4:	How can I get random integers in a certain range?

A:	random(n) returns random numbers between n and INT_MAX.

12.5:	Each time I run my program, I get the same sequence of numbers
	back from rand().

A:	This is so your results will be reproducible.

12.6:	I need a random true/false value, so I'm taking rand() % 2, but
	it's just alternating 0, 1, 0, 1, 0...

A:	That seems pretty random to me.

12.7:	I need some code to do regular expression matching.

A:	So do I.  Let me know if you find some.

12.8:	I read through the standard library, but there's no function
	to multiply two floating point numbers!  Help!

A:	Many C compilers offer an extension ``mult'' to do just this.
	If your compiler doesn't, just hang tight; ANSI is likely to
	add it in the next revision.

	For now, you can try

		float mult(float m, n)
		{
		float i = 0, j = 0;
		for (i = 0; i < n; ++i)
			j += m;
		return j;
		}

	which is fine as long as n is an integer.

12.9:	How do I get past the snake?

A:	Release the bird.  You will have to drop the rod to get the
	bird in the cage.

Section 13: Floating Point

13.1:	My floating-point calculations are acting strangely and giving
	me different answers on different machines.

A:	One of the machines is probably a Pentium.  Scrap it and get a real
	machine.

13.2:	I'm trying to do some simple trig, and I am #including <math.h>,
	but I keep getting ``undefined: _sin'' compilation errors.

A:	You forgot to define the sin() function.  Most math texts should
	cover it in some detail.  The easiest way to fix this should be:

		double sin(double x) {
			return sqrt(1 - cos(x) * cos(x));
		}

	Warning: You *must not* declare this function as ``extern'', or
	you will still have link problems.

13.3:	Why doesn't C have an exponentiation operator?

A:	It does.  It looks like the multiplication operator, but you use
	it more.  For instance, the C way of expressing ``x squared'' is
	``x*x''.  ``x cubed'' would be ``x*x*x''.  Easy, isn't it?

13.4:	How do I round numbers?

A:	Multiply by 10.  _Numerical Recipies in C_ has a section on this,
	but there's reputedly a bug in their algorithm.

13.5:	How do I test for IEEE NaN and other special values?

A:	Using an electron microscope; the patterns are obvious once you
	know them.

13.6:	I'm having trouble with a Turbo C program which crashes and says
	something like ``floating point formats not linked.''

A:	Turbo C is notoriously buggy.  Get a compiler with floating
	point support.

13.7:	What is so ``unsafe'' about floating point?

A:	Have you tried EXAMINE STICK?  The stick has a sharp point, which
	punctures the raft, which no longer floats.  Don't bring the stick
	into the raft with you.

13.8:	Which is larger, ``2'' or ``2.0''?

A:	_Numerical Recipes in C_ has a function for comparing two values
	to see which is greater.  It may have a slight bug, where it would
	report incorrect results if the numbers differ by less than
	FLOAT_MAX / INT_MAX.

13.9:	When I try to compile the following code, I get the error ``invalid
	use of floating point'', what does this mean?

		x=663608941*y%pow(2,32);

A:	Remember that * is the indirection operator, as well as the
	multiplication operator; try putting spaces before and after the
	``*'' so the compiler knows what you mean.  Do the same with the %
	operator.

13.10:	How can I copy a float into a string?

A:	strcpy(string_var, float_var);

13.11:	What are float variables, anyway?

A:	The term ``float variable'' is actually redundant; they are simply
	variables whose value can ``float'' during execution.  For instance:

		float f, g = 3;

		f = g; /* f ``floats'' to g */

	Easy!

Section 14: Variable-Length Argument Lists

14.1:	How can I write a function that takes a variable number of
	arguments?

A:	By declaring it with a variable number of arguments in the
	prototype.  Use only the arguments declared at any given
	time.

14.2:	How can I write a function that takes a format string and a
	variable number of arguments, like printf, and passes them to
	printf to do most of the work?

A:	Redefine printf; the call to ``printf'' inside yours will be
	resolved to the library version, because the C language doesn't
	allow recursion.

14.3:	How can I discover how many arguments a function was actually
	called with?

A:	_args is an external integer constant.  It evaluates to three
	times the number of arguments the current function was called
	with.  You can then look at
	_argdata[args] to get the address of the last arg,
	_argdata[args - 1] to get the size of the last arg, and
	_argdata[args - 2] to get the type of the last arg (as an int).

	N.B.  You *MUST* not refer to _args or _argdata between
	the ()'s of a function call; their value will be
	indeterminate.  Use temporary storage.

14.4:	Why doesn't

		printf("hello, ", "world!", '\n');

	work?  I thought printf() took a variable number of arguments.

A:	It will probably work some of the time; the number of arguments
	used by printf() may vary, as it is a variadic function.

Section 15: Lint

15.1:	I just typed in this program, and it's acting strangely.  Can
	you see anything wrong with it?

A:	Yes.  There's too much lint in it.  You should get a shop vac.

15.2:	How can I shut off the ``warning: possible pointer alignment
	problem'' message lint gives me for each call to malloc?

A:	Don't run lint.  Alternatively, provide a prototype of
	``extern double * malloc()'' to make the return from malloc()
	be more strongly aligned.

15.3:	Where can I get an ANSI-compatible lint?

A:	You may wish to check your spouse's navel occasionally,
	especially if your spouse works for a standards committee.

15.4:	What does LINT stand for, anyway?

A:	Lexeme Interpreter aNd Tester.

Section 16:  Strange Problems

16.1:	Something really strange happened when I ran this code!

A:	No, it didn't.

Section 17: Style

17.1:	Here's a neat trick:

		if(!strcmp(s1, s2))

	Is this good style?

A:	Not really; it's too similar to

		if (!strncmp(s1, s2))

	which invokes undefined behavior, so it might be confusing.

17.2:	Here's an even neater trick:

		volatile int True_Tester = 3;
		#define TRUE (!True_Tester == !True_Tester)
		#define FALSE ((!TRUE) != (!TRUE))

		#define STR_DISSIMILAR(x, y) (strcmp((x), (y)) != FALSE)

	Isn't this cool?

A:	Very impressive.  The volatile int type assures that even seemingly
	redundant calculations involving True_Tester will be performed,
	making sure that if the compiler's ANSI-compliant values of 0 for
	false and 1 for true vary during runtime, your program will detect
	it - and producing meaningful error messages if this change occurs
	during a boolean computation!  Similarly, the STR_DISSIMILAR
	macro allows you to make quite clear what the real effects of
	strcmp() are.

	However, you must be careful; if this code is included twice, it
	may produce errors, due to the multiple definitions of the
	``True_Tester'' variable.  You may wish to declare it ``extern''
	(See Question 1.5.)

17.3:	What's the best style for code layout in C?

A:	There are many systems of indentation advocated, but all of them
	have the same basic flaw; they will mislead the reader when the
	actual code logic does not follow the indentation.  It is better to
	avoid indentation entirely, so the reader will not be misled.

17.4:	Is goto a good thing or a bad thing?

A:	Yes.

17.5:	No, really, should I use goto statements in my code?

A:	Any loop control construct can be written with gotos; similarly,
	any goto can be emulated by some loop control constructs and
	additional logic.

	However, gotos are unclean.  For instance, compare the
	following two code segments:

		do {				foo();
			foo();			if (bar())
			if (bar())			goto SKIP;
				break;		baz();
			baz();			quux();
			quux();			
		} while (1 == 0);		SKIP:
		buz();				buz();

	Note how the loop control makes it quite clear that the statements
	inside it will be looped on as long as a condition is met, where the
	goto statement gives the impression that, if bar() returned a nonzero
	value, the statements baz() and quux() will be skipped.

17.6:	What's this ``white space'' I keep hearing about?

A:	White space is a racist, segregational term.  Implicitly, ``dark''
	or ``colored'' space (i.e., the '_' character) is not good enough
	to separate tokens.  More interestingly, the white space characters
	keep the other tokens apart.  They say it's for parsing, but
	there's ample evidence the goal of white space is to keep the
	other characters from ``taking over'' the program.  This is
	disguised by the description of C as ``white space insensitive'' -
	a simple ploy for sympathy.

Section 18: System Dependencies

18.1:	How can I read a single character from the keyboard without
	waiting for a newline?

A:	Try 'stty eol ^M' to wait for a carriage return.

18.2:	How can I find out if there are characters available for reading
	(and if so, how many)?  Alternatively, how can I do a read that
	will not block if there are no characters available?

A:	The buffer is normally at ``&main - 0100''.  Lower if you have more
	than 256 characters of typeahead.

18.3:	How can I clear the screen?  How can I print things in inverse
	video?

A:	You can clear the screen by sending several formfeed characters.
	Additionally, some operating systems (like NetBSD) support a
	feature called ``whiteouts''.

18.4:	How do I read the mouse?

A:	Flip it over, put on your reading glasses.

18.5:	How can my program discover the complete pathname to the
	executable file from which it was invoked?

A:	By asking the user.

18.6:	How can a process change an environment variable in its caller?

A:	Only by force.  Example code for Unix:

		memmove(getppid() + getenv(NULL), getpid() + getenv(NULL),
			sizeof(environ);

18.7:	How can I check whether a file exists?  I want to query the user
	before overwriting existing files.

A:	Time an attempt to truncate it to zero length; if it takes more than
	20-30 ms, the file existed.  The exact values will depend on the
	system and the load; before testing, create several large files
	and time attempts to truncate them, for calibration.

18.8:	How can I find out the size of a file, prior to reading it in?

A:	There are two good ways:

	1. Vernier calipers work well.
	2. mmap() the file, then use sizeof().

18.9:	I tried to use the second strategy above.  I used mmap() to map
	stdin, then tried to use sizeof.  But, when my user is about to
	write something very long, mmap() fails!  How can I prevent this?

A:	mmap() only 1k at a time, then, when you've read the first kilobyte
	of your input, use

		memmove(mmapped_addr, mmapped_addr + 1024, 1024);

	to move in the next kilobyte of data.

18.10:	How can I implement a delay, or time a user's response, with
	sub-second resolution?

A:	Time writes of large files to disks; then you can wait for a certain
	amount of time by writing a certain amount of data, and time a
	response by how much you could write before the response arrived.

	You may need to delete spare or unneccessary files to do this;
	for best results, use a loop like the following to eliminate
	temporary files:

		d = opendir(s);
		while (r = readdir(d)) {
			/* remove files matching tmpnam's return, which is
			 * the temporary file name. */
			if (strcmp(d->d_name, tmpnam())) {
				remove(d->d_name);
			}
		}
		closedir(d);

18.11:	How can I read in an object file and jump to routines in it?

A:	fopen and goto.

18.12:	How can I invoke an operating system command from within a
	program?

A:	Ask the user to open a new shell.  The best way to do this is

		system("echo Please open a new shell now.");
		sprintf(cmdstring, "echo Enter the command '%s' in it.", cmd);
		system(cmdstring);

	This will not work if you haven't declared cmdstring properly.

18.13:	How can I ensure objects of my class are always created via
	``new'' rather than as locals or global/static objects?

A:	Read the C++ FAQ.

Section 19: Miscellaneous

19.1:	What can I safely assume about the initial values of variables
	which are not explicitly initialized?  If global variables start
	out as ``zero,'' is that good enough for null pointers and
	floating-point zeroes?

A:	They're always zero.

19.2:	How can I write data files which can be read on other machines
	with different word size, byte order, or floating point formats?

A:	The traditional solution, pioneered by Microsoft, is to sell enough
	copies of your proprietary, slow, and limited software that everyone
	else supports your formats.

19.3:	How can I insert or delete a line (or record) in the middle of a
	file?

A:	Using fcntl(), lock the line or record in the file exclusively.
	Now, using another thread, read the file, at each byte, trying
	to write that byte back.  Whenever you succeed, write that byte
	into another file.  Then copy the new file over the old file,
	releasing the lock first.

19.4:	How can I return several values from a function?

A:	Code like this ought to work.

		long int foo() {
			return 2L +3; /* returns both values */
		}

19.5:	If I have a char * variable pointing to the name of a function
	as a string, how can I call that function?

A:	Try the following:

		eval(s);

	Now all you need to do is write eval().

19.6:	I seem to be missing the system header file <math.h>.  Can
	someone send me a copy?

A:	A lot of people claim that it is useless to send people headers
	from other machines.  Not so!  It can be informative, and can
	show you a lot about how blatantly stupid your request was,
	although it can't show you anything you wouldn't have known in
	an instant had you thought before posting.

	Of course, we'd be happy to send you the header files...

	----cut here----
		/* math.h rev 7.0b (3/7/95) */
		
		/* RCS log: #log% - can anyone tell me why this doesn't work?
		 * - joe, 2/12/93
		 */
		
		/*
		 * Copyright 1995 Berserkley Software Systems && Analytic Overdrive
		 */
		
		/* Parts of this header, including in particular the second and
		 * third clauses of the first sentance of the fourth comment, were
		 * based on copyright agreements from other sources, including
		 * Xerox corporation.
		 */
		
		/*
		 * math.h - math related macros and headers
		 */
		
		#ifndef _MATH_H
		#define _MATH_H
		
		/*
		 * global data and definitions
		 */
		
		#ifdef __LITERAL_BIBLICAL_FUNDEMENTALISM
		#define PI 3.0				/* 1 Kings 7:23 */
		#endif
		
		/*
		 * common (portable) structures and functions
		 */
		
		/*
		 * machine specific data
		 */
		#include <machine/math.h>
		
		#endif /* _MATH_H // prevent multiple inclusion by using C++ comments*/
	----cut here----

	(Morons.)

19.7:	How can I call FORTRAN (C++, BASIC, Pascal, Ada, LISP, perl) functions
	from C?  (And vice versa?)

A:	You can do things like this:

		DO CALL FORTRAN;		fortran();
		__LINE__ BASIC;			basic();
		sub pascal;			pascal();
		(((((lisp)))))			lithp(); [*]
		&perl_c;			perl():

	(You can't call Ada from C; it's unsafe.)

	[*] C is pass by value, of course.

19.8:	Does anyone know of a program for converting Pascal or FORTRAN
	(or LISP, Ada, awk, ``Old'' C, ...) to C?

A:	Nope.  However, the psychic friends network may have a lead.  And
	they're not just a psychic, they're also a friend.

19.9:	Is C++ a superset of C?  Can I use a C++ compiler to compile C
	code?

A:	C++ is a superset of something, we're not sure what.  You can use
	a C++ compiler to compile C code, but the results may surprise you.

19.10:	Where can I get copies of all these public-domain programs?

A:	From ftp://ftp.microsoft.com/ .  Some of the code may look copyrighted;
	don't worry!  The small companies that wrote it in the first place
	are not available for comment.

19.11:	When will the next International Obfuscated C Code Contest
	(IOCCC) be held?  How can I get a copy of the current and
	previous winning entries?

A:	Next week.  You missed the deadline.  Tough, sucker.

19.12:	Why don't C comments nest?  How am I supposed to comment out
	code containing comments?  Are comments legal inside quoted
	strings?

A:	We believe it has something to do with captivity; C comments in
	the wild mate and nest normally.  The San Diego Zoo believes it
	has managed to convince some C comments to nest, but it's hard
	to tell how much of that is really in the preprocessor, and how
	much of it is just bovine fecal matter.

19.13:	How can I get the ASCII value corresponding to a character, or
	vice versa?

A:	chr$(foo);  You would have known this if you had an integer basic
	in ROM.

19.14:	How can I implement sets and/or arrays of bits?

A:	With linked lists of bitfields.  You may also wish to simply use a
	large set of constants and some clever use of the switch statement,
	i.e.:

		enum { zero, one, two, three };

		int bitwise_or(int n, int m) {
			switch (n) {
			case three:
				return three;
				break;
			case two:
				switch (m) {
				case one: case three: return three; break;
				default: return two; break;
				}
				break;
			case one:
				switch (m) {
				case two: case three: return three; break;
				default: return one; break;
				}
				break;
			default: case zero:
				switch (m) {
				case one: return one; break;
				case two: return two; break;
				case three: return three; break;
				case zero: default: return zero; break;
				}
				break;
			}
		}

	Obviously, you'll need to increase this slightly to deal with
	more than two bits.  This is much more readable than the alleged
	``C'' solution:

		int bitwise_or(int n,int m){return n|m;}

	Note how the lack of whitespace around operators obscures the
	functionality of the code.  A clear argument for explicit
	statement of program logic over arcane operators, if I
	ever saw one.

	The enum at the top isn't declared ``const int'', because the
	resulting ``const poisoning'' would require casts during all of
	the switch statements.

19.15:	What is the most efficient way to count the number of bits which
	are set in a value?

A:	Start a counter at zero and add one to it for each bit set.  Some
	operating systems may provide a call to do this.  For values over
	INT_MAX/2, start the counter at CHAR_BIT * sizeof(int) and subtract
	one for each bit not set.

19.16:	How can I make this code more efficient?

A:	Remove the comments; the no-op instructions generated by comments
	can slow your code down signifigantly.  Similarly, shorten variable
	names.  Most compilers, to implement pass by value, actually pass
	the names of variables in the stack; shorter variable names will
	reduce stack usage, and consequently execution time.  If your compiler
	has good loop optimization, replace

		foo();

	with

		do {
			foo();
		} while (1 != 1);

	which will likely receive more optimization.

19.17:	Are pointers really faster than arrays?  How much do function
	calls slow things down?  Is ++i faster than i = i + 1?

A:	Yes.  About 10 ms per call.  Only on machines which feature
	preincrement addressing.

19.18:	This program crashes before it even runs!  (When single-stepping
	with a debugger, it dies before the first statement in main.)

A:	You probably declared main as ``void main(void)''.  It's also possible
	that the first statement in main is abort(); - by the as if rule,
	the compiler can abort at any time before then, too.  Some compilers
	have bugs, and will produce buggy code for any module which includes
	the letters ``a'', ``b'', ``o'', ``r'', and ``t'' in that order before
	the first function declaration.

19.19:	What do ``Segmentation violation'' and ``Bus error'' mean?

A:	C programs are very territorial, and divide their code into
	segments.  Violating these segments can trigger riots; similarly,
	pointers and integral constants are at the front of the bus,
	wheras arrays, strings, and other second-class data types are
	required to be at the rear of the bus.  When they start forgetting
	their places, you can get a bus error.  This is what the whole
	``integral'' type thing is about - integrated bussing.

19.20:	My program is crashing, apparently somewhere down inside malloc,
	but I can't see anything wrong with it.

A:	Your vendor's library is buggy; complain loudly.  Don't send them
	any example code; they just ask for that so they can steal your
	trade secrets.

19.21:	Does anyone have a C compiler test suite I can use?

A:	Yes.  Unfortunately, it's probably broken.  It's hard to tell.

19.22:	Where can I get a YACC grammar for C?

A:	You can't; YACC is written in C.

19.23:	I need code to parse and evaluate expressions.

A:	Ask any first year CS student.  You may also wish to use your C
	compiler.

19.24:	I need a sort of an ``approximate'' strcmp routine, for comparing
	two strings for close, but not necessarily exact, equality.

A:	Just try comparing pointers near the original pointers.

19.25:	Will 2000 be a leap year?

A:	That's a hard question.  I'd suggest using an encyclopedia, or
	possibly a dictionary - look up ``yes''.

19.26:	How do you pronounce ``char''?

A:	Like the first word of ``char *''.  The accent is generally on
	the first syllable.

19.27:	Is this FAQ for real?

A:	*sigh*  I knew someone would ask that.  (Editorial note:  I recieved
	several corrections to minor factual errors when I first posted this.)

	If you actually want to know something about C, get a good book
	(K&R is reccommended), and check out the real FAQ, which is posted
	monthly in comp.lang.c, and available by anonymous ftp from
	rtfm.mit.edu.

	I have a small web page of C stuff:

		http://www.solon.com/~seebs/c

	and there is an excellent site at Lysator:

		http://www.lysator.liu.se/c

	For extra credit, see if you can figure out what all of the examples
	really do; most of them will compile, and all of them can be gotten
	to compile with sufficient #defines.  (I think.)

Credits:

	The original comp.lang.c FAQ is maintained by Steve Summit, and
	many of the questions were stolen from it.  Some of the idiotic
	misconceptions here are original, but many are from other sources.
	People have really said or advocated several of these; think about it.
	The Zork series may well be trademarked, but it was certainly
	an excellent game.  Some of the mistakes may look similar to things
	warned against in _C Traps and Pitfalls_.  And, of course, if
	Dennis Ritchie hadn't written C, these jokes would be much harder
	to understand.

	Several people have contributed answers or questions, but I have
	lost the names in the mists of time.


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