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The Royal Outing
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
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Subject: The Royal Outing
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Keywords: rec.humor, laugh, sexual, offense=loyalists, originally
appeared in 1987
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Date: Sun, 26 Jan 97 15:20:03 EST
Lines: 41
Her Majesty, the Queen, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Diana, were
out for a drive in the country. Suddenly, upon a quiet road, they were
set upon and stopped by a highwayman. He forced them out of the car at
gunpoint, and demanded their jewels.
"Give me your tiara, Ma'am," demanded the robber.
"I'm sorry," replied the Queen. "I did not wear my tiara today."
"Well then, give me your ring, your highness!" demanded the robber.
"I'm sorry, but I didn't wear my ring today," replied the Princess.
Frustrated, the robber waved them away, and drove off with the Bentley,
getting at least something for his efforts. The Queen, Princess and
their chauffeur made it back to Windsor castle, where they related
their ordeal to the Queen Mother.
After the Queen Mother received an account of the robbery she turned to
Queen Elizabeth and asked, "I thought that you wore your tiara today?"
"But I did. When I saw the robber pull us over, I hid the tiara in my
private place."
The Queen Mother turned towards Diana and said, "And you - I thought
you wore your ring today?"
"I did, but like Momsie, I hid the ring in my private place."
At this point the chauffeur interjected, "It's a shame, Ma'am, that
Princess Margaret wasn't wi' us. We could have saved the Bentley!"
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