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(fwd) Busy night in the garden
On Sun, 26 Jan 97 7:20:02 EST, in rec.humor.funny.reruns
[email protected] (Richard Wexelblat) wrote:
A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatos won't
ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatos and
she's getting tired of it.
So she goes to her neighbor and says, ``Your tomatos are ripe, mine are
green. What can I do about it?''
Her neighbor replies, ``Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to
do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and
take all your clothes off. Tomatos can see in the dark and they'll be
embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll
see.''
Well, what the heck? She does it.
Next day her neighbor asks how it worked.
``So-so,'' she answers. ``The tomatos are still green but the
cucumbers are all four inches longer.''
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