Best reason yet to switch to MSIE!

["Eric M. Bennett" <ericb@pobox.com>]

http://www.microsoft.com/ie/offers/

Great Free Offers From Internet Explorer! 

Check out the exclusive,
limited-time-only deals you get with Microsoft Internet Explorer. To see
for yourself, click on any button on the left to find out more. To get
these deals, you just need to use the latest version of Microsoft Internet
Explorer - version 3.0 for Windows 95 and Windows NT 4.0 or our latest
versions for the Macintosh and Windows 3.1. 
[and the first offer is...]
Beavis and Butthead's Online Quest for Power Sweepstakes - You could win
tons of cool Beavis and Butthead stuff and the chance to get your animated
likeness place in a cel with the great one's themselves!

Download Microsoft IE 3.0 and you can win the chance to score Beavis &
Butthead prizes that don't suck. Only IE users will have the chance to
participate in MTV's Beavis & Butthead Online Quest for Power Sweepstakes.
Five grand prize winners will have their own likeness animated into a
Beavis and Butthead cel so they can hang with the home boys from here to
eternity. Plus, they'll win a butt-load of other Beavis and Butthead stuff.
There are hundreds of other prizes as well, so if you've already got IE
3.0, it's time to start the quest, if not, download it now!




--
Eric Bennett ( ericb@pobox.com ; http://www.pobox.com/~ericb )

Pogue's Law: In two years, computers will have twice the RAM, twice the
speed, and twice the features of the machine you bought today--but
Microsoft applications will require four times the horsepower.



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