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Engineering Leadership Development Minor (sort of)
I received many copies of a e-junkmail so I decided to reply...to all of
them. Here are my replies, may y'all find them amusing:
To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
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At 03:00 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
I'm not interested.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
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At 03:01 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Really, I'm not interested.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
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At 03:03 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Wow, you sure don't have a clue. I said, I'm really really _NOT_ interested.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
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At 03:21 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Um. Well, you get the drift.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:22 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Hey, have you heard the one about the guy with no arms and legs in the
turbulent water?
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:24 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Bob.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:21 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Hmm...another one...is this truly necessary? Speaking of truly necessary,
why do manufacturers always include that silica gel stuff with all of the
electronics I order. I mean, it doesn't really do much of anything, well,
okay, it keeps down the moisture, but I would hope my electronic stuff don't
travel through the rainforest to get here. Have a nice day.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:01 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
You again!? So, who do you think will win the football game this weekend?
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:22 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Nine. Speaking of which, Number Nine makes good video cards, don't they?
Perhaps I'll have to consider one in the near future.
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:00 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
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get almost as much useless mail as I do. See Its Website
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To: Walt Beatty <[email protected]>
From: "Craig A. Haynal" <[email protected]>
Subject: Re: Engineering Leadership Development Minor
Cc:
Bcc:
X-Attachments:
At 03:03 PM 10/31/96 -0400, you wrote:
>Learn how to be the best!
>
>The Engineering Leadership Development Minor (ELDM):
>
>- Focused on personal growth towards the changing needs of a corporate engineer
>
>- Developing an understanding of business principles and how they apply to
>the engineering marketplace
>
>- The only student run minor on campus, giving students practical
>experience in leadership roles
>
>- The first and only Engineering Leadership Development Minor in the country
>
>ATTEND THE ELDM INFORMATION/ACTIVITY SESSION: (!!FREE SUBS WILL BE SERVED!!)
>
>Date : Tuesday, November 5
>Place : 203 Willard Building
>Time : 7:00pm
>
>IF YOU CAN'T MAKE THE INFO SESSION, SIGN UP FOR THE MINOR'S INTRO CLASS FOR
>SPRING 1997: EE 497A, Schedule #208225, on Tuesdays from 1 - 3:45 (2 credits)
>
>FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT:
>
>John Chinnici Outreach Committee Chair
>
>[email protected]
> or
>Check Out Our Website at:http://eec.edu/eldm/
>*****************************
>Walter J. Beatty
>Director, Administrative Information Systems
>College of Engineering
>The Pennsylvania State University
>[email protected]
>(814) 865-1444 Voice
>(814) 863-7582 FAX
>
>
>
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Best wishes,
Craig A. Haynal
NetGod-at-large
([email protected])
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