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Virus
The latest virus warning!
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You have just received the Amish virus.
Since we have no electricity or computers, you are on the honor system.
Please delete all of your files on your hard drive. Then forward this
message to everyone in your address book.
We thank thee.
[other symptoms of infection: car turns into a carriage, dresses turn
black, males sprout beards and wire rim glasses]
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Eric Bennett / [email protected] / [email protected]
Cornell University, Chemistry & Chemical Biology
Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad name.
-Henry Kissinger
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