[chris@calldei.com: Re: MUMPS Programmer Resume (27 years experience)]

[Matthew Hunt <mph@astro.caltech.edu>]

----- Forwarded message from Chris Costello <chris@calldei.com> -----

Date: Fri, 13 Oct 2000 16:03:45 -0500
From: Chris Costello <chris@calldei.com>
Subject: Re: MUMPS Programmer Resume (27 years experience)
To: Charles Volkstorf <charlievolkstorf@yahoo.com>
Cc: doc@FreeBSD.ORG
Reply-To: chris@calldei.com
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Dear Mr. Volkstorf,

> Charles S. Volkstorf
> 29 Concord Ave. # 710
> Cambridge, MA 02138
> 617/547-1459
> 
> Dear Employer,

   The FreeBSD Documentation Project is not an employer.

> In response to your job notice,

   In not being an employer, the FreeBSD Documentation Project
does not post job notices.

> I have been programming exclusively in the MUMPS programming
> language since 1973.

   In being a documentation project, the FreeBSD Documentation
Project has no interest in MUMPS programmers.  As above, not
being an employer, we would not have made any job postings for a
MUMPS programmer.

> My detailed resume can be copied and pasted (ctrl A = select all, ctrl C = 
> copy and ctrl V = paste) from either of two web sites: 
> http://www.resumesafari.com/resumes/203_Volkstorf.htm or 
> http://www.nrecruiter.com/Resumes/Resume_Charles_Volkstorf.htm

   In being a _FreeBSD_ Documentation Project, we do not
typically use Microsoft Windows software for editing, and often
do not have any systems with the software that uses those key
combinations for that purpose.

> I can work anywhere under contract. Please forward copies of my resume to 
> your branch offices.

   In not being an employer, and further in being an
Internet-based project run entirely by volunteers, the FreeBSD
Documentation Project does not have any branch offices.

> If you have need for any MUMPS programming expertise, please feel free to 
> contact me.

   See above comments.

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