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>At 06:55 PM 3/6/00 -0600, David Glynn wrote:
>>http://www.thestandard.com/article/display/0,1151,12590,00.html
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>I am strongly considering switching over to a new advanced and
>trendy ISP business model. Which would you recommend?
>
>1) FreeDialup.net
> - User must simply wear a FreeDialup T-shirt at all times.
> And even the T-shirt is free! Limit 1 per user, extra
> T-shirts are available for $39.95 In colder regions, an
> optional FreeDialup jacket is available for only $99.95
>
>2) FreeISDN.net
> - User must agree never to watch TV, listen to radio,
> or read newspapers or take in any other form of advertising
> other than surf the net. When driving, routes with
> billboards must be avoided.
>
>3) FreeADSL.net
> - User must use the FreeADSL search engine exclusively.
> Each resulting page is 5MB; 4999KB of high quality
> streaming video that must be watched before getting the
> 1KB worth of results. (the carrot)
>
>4) FreeT1.net
> - User must refer 1000 new customers per month.
>
>5) WePayU.net
> - Users must agree to stay naked in front of the free
> webcam that comes with the service. Only eligible to
> chosen applicants who meet a certain criteria.
>
>6) FreeTrailerHome.net
> - Sign a 45 year contract and receive a free single-wide
> Trailer Home!
>
>7) Topless.net
> - Dialup Service is $39.95/mo. Installation is $100.
> Repairs: $100. In home installations/repairs only.
> Technicians are topless. Service guaranteed to suck!
>
>Thanks in advance for any comments/suggestions...
>
>Allen
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