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T-shirts, anyone? (Fwd: Re: Freedom to Exasperate)
> The Lord Of Lemmings wrote:
>
> > In article <B44E3EE6.4ACF%[email protected]>, "Kevin M. Taggart"
> > <[email protected]> wrote:
> >
> > >> From: [email protected] (Joe Ragosta)
> > >> Newsgroups: comp.sys.mac.advocacy
> > >> Date: Tue, 09 Nov 1999 20:29:53 -0600
> > >> Subject: Re: Freedom to Exasperate
> > >>
> > >> In article <[email protected]>, Bryan Gahagan
> > >> <[email protected]> wrote:
> > >>
> > >>> So far it seems that Microsoft has to say about the finding of fact is
> > >>> "Our 30,000 employes just want the freedom to innovate." Over and over.
> > >>> And over. Getting ready for a new wave of bumper sticker slogans, here's
> > >>> some more Freedoms for Microsoft.
> > >>>
> > >>> Freedom to Exasperate.
> > >>> Freedom to Innoculate.
> > >>> Freedom to Insulate.
> > >>> Freedom to Extrapolate.
> > >>> Freedom to Interrogate.
> > >>> Freedom to Ingrate.
> > >>
> > >> Freedom to exaggerate.
> > >
> > >A good bumper sticker for MS would appropriately be a botched copy of
> > >something from Apple.
> > >
> > >"Think defendant."
> >
> > LOL! I love it! Just imagine. . . a black background, with the Windows
> > logo and "Think Defendant" beneath it.
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Eric Bennett ( http://www.pobox.com/~ericb/ )
Cornell University / Chemistry & Chemical Biology
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software do not strike fear into the hearts of anyone except its
customers. -Eric Bender, PC World
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