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----- Forwarded message from "Michael S. Sipior" <[email protected]> -----
Date: Thu, 14 Oct 1999 17:09:27 -0400
From: "Michael S. Sipior" <[email protected]>
To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected], [email protected], [email protected],
[email protected]
Subject: aloha --> yoda migration...
Hey,
So my biggest question about host yoda is: will xcalc now
use reverse-polish notation? ;-)
zathras[1] ssh yoda
CONNECTED ARE YOU TO THE PENN STATE ASTRONOMY & ASTROPHYSICS
COMPUTER NETWORK. UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS PROHIBITED IS. LOGIN ATTEMPTS
MONITORED WILL BE. MMMM?
yoda[1] force
force: Command found is not.
yoda[2] try
try: Command found is not.
yoda[3] which try
Do, or do not, there is no try.
yoda[4] a.out
Segmentation Fault. That is why you fail.
yoda[5] uname -a
SunOS yoda 5.6
When 900 years old are you, look so good your operating system will not!
yoda[6]
I guess I've watched those movies one time too often...
Darth Sipior
--
Chorus: Why do you cry out thus, unless at some vision of horror?
Cassandra: The house reeks of death and dripping blood.
Chorus: How so? 'Tis but the odour of the altar sacrifice.
Cassandra: The stench is like a breath from the tomb.
---Aeschylus, "Agamemnon"
http://www.astro.psu.edu/users/sipior---------------------------------------
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