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Man, I Wish I'd Said That (fwd)
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Subject: Man, I Wish I'd Said That
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From: [email protected] (PJ Geraghty)
Date: Wed, 30 Sep 1998 19:30:00 PDT
Honest-to-God, this is taken from the front page of this morning's
Richmond Times-Dispatch (Metro section). It seems that last night
(9/23/98) Virginia executed yet another prisoner, and for the first time
in four years, the electric chair was used (at the request of the
prisoner). One of the media witnesses, a Terry Scanlon of the Lynchburg
News & Observer, talking about the prisoner in his last moments, is
quoted as saying that the condemned "...didn't show any resistance."
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