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This is the wackiest email I've ever gotten in response to the
Cross-Platform Page. Remember to go to India the next time you need to do
OCR:
>From: [email protected]
>Date: Sat, 21 Feb 1998 19:49:07 +0530
>To: [email protected]
>Subject: http://VTGinc.com/ebennett/xplat/email.html
>
>Dear Sirs,
>
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>technology offering services in the field of maths, science, law and
>humanities for publishers in India and abroad. Although we compose mainly
>in English, French and German languages we are capable in all Indian and
>European languages. Our services include:-
>
> * DATA CAPTURE, OCR
> * DATA CAPTURE IN SGML, HTML,DATABASE & WORD PROCESSOR FORMATS
> * FILE CONVERSIONS
> * DATA IS CAPTURE USING DOUBLE OR TRIPLE PASS KEY TECHNIQUES TO ACHIEVE
> 99.995% ACCURACY
> * DRAWINGS (using ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR & CORALDRAW)
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> * DELIVERY - WITHIN 24 TO 48 hrs via COURIER
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>
>We do undertake your jobs on SUB-CONTRACT basis. You may forward your
>enquiries for further particulars.
>
>Should you need any further informations, please feel free to contact us.
>
>Thanks & Best Regards
>
>Contact:- G.KUMAR
> RAJESWARI GRAPHICS LIMITED
> 156/1 VANNIER STREET
> CHOOLAIMEDU
> MADRAS-600 094
> INDIA
> Phone: 91 44 4842843
> 91 44 4813110
> Fax : 91 44 8231510
> E-MAIL [email protected]
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