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Intel managers dump stock, Intel going belly up
From: [email protected] (Jim Conner)
> CNN reported today that several Intel managers recently sold about $70M of
> their Intel stock. Strange to say, the same anal-ysts who regularly
> proclaim doom and gloom for Apple (at the slightest hint of bad news) have
> not noticed that these managers clearly have no faith in their company and
> its products, and have been badly intimidated by IBM's recent
> demonstration of a 1 GHz chip.
>
> Rumor has it that most of the money has been reinvested in various air
> conditioning manufacturers in anticipation of the cooling needs of Intel's
> next microprocessor.
>
> Jim Conner
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