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[alt.callahans] birth control (was: 1977 32' all fiberglass Trojan)
On 28 Nov 1997 10:37:02 -0700, in alt.humor.best-of-usenet Rob Kotera
<[email protected]> wrote:
>Subject: Re: birth control (was: 1977 32' all fiberglass Trojan)
>From: Elocutus of Borg
>Newsgroups: alt.callahans
>
>[email protected] (Dan Goodman) wrote:
>> Trojans (and other brands of condom) usually come in smaller sizes and are
>> made of softer materials. What kind of man needs this type?
>
>Mentor, which makes (among other things) external catheters, includes a
>helpful sizing card with every order. The card shows twelve sizes. The
>largest two, I can only imagine, must be veterinary. The smallest two
>Mentor doesn't actually make, but puts on the card so that no one has to
>admit they need the smallest size.
>
>--Elocutus
>(who is starting to remember his days in the
>medical supply business _fondly_)
>
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