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(fwd) [alt.microsoft.sucks] Yet ANOTHER Anti-M$ Newsgroup!

On 19 Feb 1997 11:18:04 -0700, in alt.humor.best-of-usenet S|ren
Kongstad <[email protected]> wrote:

Subject: Re: Yet ANOTHER Anti-M$ Newsgroup! 
From: [email protected] (John Millington)
Newsgroups: alt.microsoft.sucks, alt.destroy.microsoft, alt.msn.sucks, 
 alt.fan.bill-gates

Glenn Zucman ([email protected]) wrote:
: [email protected] (Insectus Pentius) wrote:
: > 
: > Anyone care to newgroup alt.nuke.seattle?????
: > 
: Actually, that would be alt.neutron.bomb.seattle, wouldn't it??

: I mean, no point in destroying all those useful buildings and roads.

alt.nuke.seatlle is a better choice, because the the issue of whether to
use a "regular" nuke or a neutron nuke is open to debate.

(Scenario: It's two hundred and ninety years since the neutron bomb went
off
 in Redmond, and a brave explorer and historian is wandering through the
halls
 of what appears to have been an office complex.  He seeks clues as to
the
 origin of the Great Renaissance in the early 21st century, and knows
that it
 has something to do with this place ... but what?  The history books
don't
 mention it; it's like the whole world conspired to erase all records
that
 this place existed.

 He sees a rectangular shape and picks it up.  He blows off the dust
(not
 realizing that the dust is all that remains of countless MS employees) 
 revealing a shrink-wrapped box.  He brushes it off and peers at it
 carefully in the dim light.  "Windows 95" it says.  He takes it back to
his
 laboratory.  "What can this relic be?" he wonders.

 The box contains a disk.  "Ah, I've seen these before" he says,
carefully
 loading the artifact into his specially-constructed-for-historians CD
drive.

 AND A HORRIBLE AND ANCIENT EVIL IS UNLEASHED, PLUNGING THE WORLD BACK
 FOUR HUNDRED YEARS INTO A NEW ERA OF DARKNESS!
)

Definately open to debate.  Please don't *presume* that a neutron bomb
is the
right tool for the job.  ;-)

   Yog-Sothoth Neblod Zin,
      John Millington

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