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(fwd) Texans and New Yorkers
On Fri, 14 Feb 97 15:20:02 EST, in rec.humor.funny.reruns
[email protected] (Ken Barr) wrote:
In article <[email protected]> [email protected] (Steven A. Dean)
writes:
A woman from Texas and a woman from New York meet at a party. The
woman from Texas says to the woman from New York; "Hi! Where
y'all from?"
The woman from New York replies, "Where I come from we don't end
our sentences with prepositions..."
So the woman from Texas says, "Fine! Where y'all from, BITCH?!"
A few minutes later, the woman from New York meets the woman from
Texas' husband. She's steamed at the Texas broad, so she asks (in a
*verrrrrry* suggestive voice) "Is there anything I can do for you,
handsome??"
"Welllll," replies the Texan, "I sure could use a piece of ass."
The woman from New York nods, takes the Texan into the bedroom, takes
off all of her clothes, takes off all of his clothes, and engages in a
hot session of mad passionate lovemaking with him. After they are
done, she again says suggestively, "Now, handsome, is there anything
*else* I can do for you?"
"Well, ma'am," he replies, "I could still use that piece of ass for my
drink."
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