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(fwd) [rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan] Re: Kate Newview! Are you married?
On 31 Jan 1997 10:25:24 +0100, in alt.humor.best-of-usenet
[email protected] (cd skogsberg) wrote:
Subject: Re: Kate Newview! Are you married?
From: [email protected] (Mark Loy)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written.robert-jordan
[email protected] (Chad R Orzel) wrote:
>
> Kate Nepveu <[email protected]> wrote:
> >Rumor has it that [email protected] (Karl-Johan Noren) said:
> >>Why not combining these two things: hand-cuffs made of
> >>chocolate! It could also solve many problems for undergrads
> >>forced to refinish furniture for physics graduates.
> >
> >Outside of that particular situation, I doubt you'll get additional
> >buyers because of the form. Chocolate handcuffs would probably not be
> >very useful--since they'd easily give way, or melt--so you'd lose the
> >whole bondage market right there.
>
> How 'bout chocolate _covered_ handcuffs?
> They'd have tensile strength and durability, and yet a pleasing flavor
> when you finally snap and start gnawing at your bonds...
But you'd want to cover the chocolate with a colorful candy shell to
help cut down on the mess. Call them S&M's.
Plus you could select the color of your handcuffs to match the room
decor.
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