Is there an astronomer in the house?

[Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>]

Today's Collegian has a teaser on the front page reading, "7th rock
from the Sun."

On the back page, the article has the headline "Neptune welds rock
music with art."

In order of increasing semimajor axis, the planets in our solar system
are:

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto.

Frankly, Colleigan writer, you don't know Uranus from a rock band.

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