[comp.lang.pascal.delphi.databases,...] Re: Got Problems???

[Matthew Hunt <mph@pobox.com>]

Yes, these are real gcc options...

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From: no_junk_mail_please@jupiter.cs.uml.edu (Albert D. Cahalan)
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Subject: Re: Got Problems???
Date: 29 Oct 1996 20:06:21 -0500
Organization: cs
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David Moles <deivu@eccosys.com> writes:

> Nathan Denny wrote:
>> 
>> WHAT THE F**K!?!?!?
>> 
>> Look at where that got posted!  Like every development news group got
>> hit by that.
>> 
>> Blam!
>> 
>> Nate:SCHCATS!
>
> It's all over comp.sys, too.

Of course. They think all the computer hackers can't get a date.

Instant fix:        gcc date.c -o date

All the way:        gcc --entry
For orgasm:         gcc -O
Even better:        gcc -O2
Cruel:              gcc -Wall
For old hackers:    gcc -fno-strength-reduce
Transvestite:       gcc -Wconversion
With toy:           gcc -pipe
Man on top:         gcc -traditional
In restroom:        gcc -quiet
Explain how:        gcc --verbose
With drugs:         gcc --user-dependencies
Don't move:         gcc -static
At Microsoft:       gcc -shared
Side-by-side:       gcc --profile
Mouth first:        gcc --preprocess
Before drugs:       gcc --prefix
With disease:       gcc --no-warnings
With vibrator:      gcc --machine
Foreigner:          gcc --language
With chains:        gcc --force-link
With AIDS:          gcc --extra-warnings
Analism:            gcc --dump
Remove lice 1st:    gcc --debug
Talk about date:    gcc --comments
Take control:       gcc --assert


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