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Unka Willard
Unka Willard been fish'n down by de crick all de day and he done run
outa night crawlers. He be bout redeye to leave when de dun spied a
snake wit a toadie frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bassfish
likes toadie frogs so he dun decided to steal that froggie. That
snake, hit be a cottn mouthed water moccasin so'd he have to be real
carefull like or he'd git bit.
He snuk up behind the snake and grabbed him roun the haid. That ole
snake di'nt lik hit one bit. He commemced to squirm'n an wrapped
hitself around unka Willard's arm try'n to get free, but Unk had a
real good grip on his haid.
Well Unka Willard pried hit's mouth open and got de frog and put's it
his bait can. Now Unka Willard knows that he cain't let go of de
snake or hit's goin' ta bite's him, but he had a plan.
He reached into the back pocket of'n his bib over-hauls and pulls out
a pint o' moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps inta the snakes
mouth. Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits head and hits
body goes limp. Wit dat Unka Willard toss's duh snake inta da crick
then he goes back tuh fish'n.
A while later Unka Willard dun feel sumptin tapp'n on his barefoot
toe. Well he slowly look down and dare be dat water mocassin, and he
gat two toadie frogs in his mouth.....
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